Set the mail on fire as it is unimportant, then go into John's room and spontaneously inform him that he is being evicted and if he and his belongings are not gone within half an hour I'll call the police and set fire to anything left behind.

January 20, 2016 (Last modified Sun Mar 3 01:01 -0500)

You set the mail on fire without reading it. Looks like some charities sent you a few too many nickels, the flame is burning with a bluish-green tint! This impromptu bonfire seems to have made John come outside. What a great time to tell him about his eviction!

John doesn’t take the news very well. He begins to shout, and it seems like he’s going to get violent soon. You pull out your phone to call the police, but you notice that your phone is missing! You look up to John only to realize that John is missing too!

You hear a shout of “Can’t see me” that is simultaneously distant and surrounding. Now you remember John’s last name: Cena. You turn around to run back to your apartment’s landline, but your apartment building is gone. In fact, your entire city block is missing! It looks like you’ve been transported to a forest clearing. Better go sort this mess out…

You are in the middle of a dense forest. Trees surround you in all directions. Though the sun is high in the sky, the forest seems to be shrouded in darkness.

What will you do?

> Gather dry branches and plant fiber and use the lighter I apparently had on me earlier to make a torch.

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