Ask the others in your party if they know how the Ultimate Warrior isn't dead and why he seems to have lost what little sanity he had left. Then ask the Ultimate Warrior to prove his loyalty before I let him out.

February 21, 2016 (Last modified Wed Oct 9 1:41 AM -0400)

Isn’t this guy supposed to be dead? And why is he insane now?

Macho Man responds. “He’s a being of unimaginable power, Gregory. He’s not dead because he was never alive. He’s always been this crazy. The dude was a legend in Wrestlympus until we kicked him out for stealing copper pipes from the bathrooms. I don’t know how he ended up hereā€¦

Well, Mr. Warrior, why should we trust you? Before we let you out, prove your loy-” “SHADDUP BUD!The Ultimate Warrior breaks through the cell door with ease and steps into the hallway. “I GOT YEARRRRS OF EXPERIENCY BUDDY! I KNOW HOW TO BLAST CENA STRAIGHT OUTTA WRESTLYMPUS! I HAVE A SACRED OBJECT THAT WILL EJECT HIM FROM THIS LAND…The Ultimate Warrior pulls out a small wooden box from thin air. “IT’S FORBIDDEN TO SPEAK OF! I COULD GET ARRESTED! THE GODS DON’T LIKE THIS STUFF PAL!” You don’t understand, and you’re not sure you have to.

I CAN TELEPORT US STRAIGHT TO WRESTLYMPUS RIGHT NOW GREGGY. JUST SAY THE WORD OL’ BUDDY AND WE’LL GO BUST HIM UP RIGHT NOW. LET’S DO IT MATEYS!

What an unstable individual. Well, he did say to just give him the word…

> Ask what Mount Wrestlympus is.

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