Urge my allies to start up another round of wrestyling songs to pass the time.

“Hmm, hey I know what we can do to kill some time! Why don’t we show Macho Man and The Ultimate Warrior the song we came up with during our march to Hollow Hold?” You look to The Rock, The Undertaker and El Disgusto, giddy with anticipation. The three collectively roll their eyes, before all quickly relenting with a smile. Macho Man and The Ultimate Warrior each look deeply confused by what you’ve proposed, and their looks of confusion only deepen as you begin clearing your throat and El Disgusto once again produces his pennywhistle.

Before Macho Man or The Warrior can even react, El Disgusto begins playing the melody to The Major-General’s Song as you, The Undertaker and The Rock begin to sing. However, before you can say anything beyond “I am the very model of…”, you’re all abruptly interrupted by the gate guard shouting “SHUT UP! No singing or you’re all be waiting in the stocks!” El Disgusto pouts and puts away his whistle as your party returns to silence. So much for that idea.

It will probably still be a while before the tribunal, would you like to try saying or doing anything else?

> Ask The Ultimate Warrior if he recalls drinking any more of the tunnel drink since Wrestlympus, or if his sickly green color was the result of just the first sip.

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