Ready the anti-destrucives and make our way in.

Wasting no time, you and your companions run into the compound to track down your distressed ally. The Rock village appears to have been ransacked, presumably a casualty of The Ultimate Warrior’s destrucity-induced insanity. Following the sound of screaming The Rocks and The Ultimate Warrior’s incoherent shouting, you eventually make your way to the village dining hall.

Inside, the hall almost appears as if it were struck by an earthquake, the furnishings destroyed and strewn about the interior. All around the room are dozens of The Rocks forming a large crowd, with a circle of at least a dozen armed guards in the middle pointing spears at The Ultimate Warrior. The Warrior himself is nude, aside from what appears to be a tablecloth draped over his body, and you notice he seems to now have a slightly green complexion. You and your allies rush towards the crowd, only to be pushed back by one of the The Rocks. He begins shouting while attempting to restrain your The Rock.

“Traitor! How dare you show your face in this compound, especially at a time like this!” Your The Rock simply pushes him aside and snaps back, “Hold your tongue, I’ve seen the error of my ways and have come to make amends. I’ve already agreed to attend a tribunal, but first we must deal with The Ultimate Warrior.” Without another word, you and your group push through the crowd and eventually find yourself face-to-face with The Ultimate Warrior himself.

“AAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHA! FRIENDS, YOU RETURN! I KNEW YOU WOULD RETURN, YOU’RE ALWAYS STICKING OUT YOUR GYATT WHERE IT DOESN’T BELONG! SOMETHING SUSSY’S GOING ON AMONG US BOYOS, AND WE GOTTA GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT! THIS IS A HARAMBE-LEVEL THREAT, MAN!” Somehow you had forgotten just how annoying The Ultimate Warrior was before he found his meds. Trying to ignore his meme-filled outburst, you pull out the bottle of anti-destrucives and cautiously approach The Ultimate Warrior. “Just shut up for a minute, Mr. Warrior, we’re here to help you.” you say, trying to speak over the crowd.

The Warrior, seemingly oblivious to your intentions, continues his unhinged ranting. “I AIN’T GOT TIME FOR THAT! WE GOTTA SAVE THE WORLD GREGGY, WE ALREADY MESSED IT UP REAL GOOD! THAT PRESIDENT SURE IS A RIZZLER, WE PLAYED RIGHT INTO HIS HAND NO CAP! GOOD THING WE’RE ALL SIGMAS HERE, RIGHT FELLAS?!” It’s truly amazing how deeply unpleasant this is for everyone involved.

Finally fed up with The Ultimate Warrior’s absurd shouting, you rip out one of the pills from the bottle, tackle The Warrior to the ground, and violently shove the pill down his throat. While he throws you aside almost immediately, you begin to see the effects of the anti-destrucive take effect before your very eyes and ears. “WE GOTTA GET BACK UP TO WRESTLYLYMPUS BOYS! BUT FIRST I WANT THAT PILL! GIMME THAT PILL, I NEED THAT PILL! AAAHAHAHAHA… HAHA… hah… ha… hmm. Wait, what was I saying? Where am I?” The Ultimate Warrior begins rubbing his forehead with his hand as he looks around the room in confusion. The circle of The Rock warriors tentatively lower their spears, apparently recognizing that their former target is no longer a threat.

You’re currently laying on the ground with the wind knocked out of you, surrounded by your allies and the people of The Rock tribe. What will you do?

> Try to get my bearings again then ask The Ultimate Warrior what's happened to him since Wrestlympus.

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