Tell the guard we've arrived to solve their Ultimate Warrior problem.

While you don’t appreciate this The Rock calling you a liar out of nowhere, given the circumstances you decide it best to stick to business. “I don’t know why you called me a liar, but I’m not lying about being here to find a lost friend. We were traveling with The Ultimate Warrior until fairly recently, and based on the shouting I assume he’s the source of that ‘crisis’ you were referring to. I’m not here to open any old wounds, just let us come in so we can fix up The Ultimate Warrior and then we’ll leave in peace.”

In response to your appeal, the gate guard looks you over with a sour look on his face. “*While it is true The Ultimate Warrior is the source of our current predicament, we are perfectly capable of resolving this issue ourselves. We certainly don’t need assistance from liars and traitors.” Frustrated with this unpleasant The Rock’s attitude, you quickly snap back at him. “Hey now, what’s the deal with calling me a liar? What did I ever do to you?” The guard’s foul glare intensifies with your question.

“You previously came to our tribe seeking help in freeing Wrestlemania from John Cena’s tyranny, and we agreed to assist on the condition that it appeared favorable to do so. Not only have you failed to even make a dent in the enemy’s defenses, now our nation is embroiled in civil war and our once grand capital lies in ruin. Additionally, you have once again come to us with the exiled traitor of our tribe and his equally traitorous ally. You have given us no reason to trust you, so in turn we have no reason to permit you among our tribe. Now, begone.” The surly The Rock goes to slam the gate in your face, but your The Rock rushes forward and grabs hold of it before he can. The surly guard glares at him before responding. “Get out of here, traitor. You know you’re not welcome here. I would send the guards after you for this, were they not already preoccupied.”

Your The Rock glares back at the gate guard before snapping back with his own retort. “I am aware of what I did, and have come to understand why I deserved my punishment. However, I stand before you now a changed man. My allies and I have learned the truth.” The gate guard raises an eyebrow at this claim. “Oh? And what ‘truth’ have you learned?” “I’ve realized that it was not just Cena who was led astray by the dark lord of Wrestlemania. We were all led astray. You see, I’ve learned that Bubungo is not the true dark lord of Wrestlemania. The real dark lord is President Vince McMahon himself.” You hear the guard let out a slight gasp, but your The Rock continues. “We can discuss semantics later, but for now, please allow us entry so we can retrieve our friend.”

The two The Rocks exchange silent glares for a few moments, before the gate guard finally pushes the gate open and stands aside. “Fine, your group may enter and deal with your ‘friend’. Assuming you manage to tame that feral beast, we will assemble a tribunal to verify your claims. Now go.”

Will you proceed into the compound?

> Ready the anti-destrucives and make our way in.

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